Pineapple Express Meds (PEM) THC Chocolate Bar

Buy Pineapple Express Meds (PEM) THC Chocolate Bar online in Canada at Mohawk Medibles, your trusted Indigenous-owned cannabis dispensary. Shop these premium French chocolate edibles in 500mg, 1000mg, or 2000mg options and enjoy fast Canada-wide shipping with same-business-day dispatch. Order now for discreet delivery of these delicious Milk, Dark, or Cookies & Cream chocolate bars, perfect for precise dosing and long-lasting effects. Experience the quality difference of PEM edibles shipped directly from Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory.

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💡 Usage Guide

Recommended Dosage

• Beginners: Start with 5-10mg THC (cut bar into appropriate portions based on total mg) and wait at least 2 hours before consuming more
• Experienced Users: 15-25mg THC per serving, adjusting based on tolerance and desired effects
• High Tolerance: 30-50mg THC for experienced consumers only; effects will be significantly stronger

Consumption Tips

• Start Low, Go Slow: Edibles take 30-120 minutes to take effect; be patient and avoid taking more too soon
• Take with Light Food: Consuming with a small snack can improve absorption and reduce potential nausea
• Stay Hydrated: Keep water nearby and drink throughout your experience
• Plan Your Time: Effects last 4-8 hours; ensure you have no driving or important obligations
• Cut Precisely: Use a sharp knife to divide the bar into equal portions for consistent dosing

Onset & Duration

• Onset: 30-120 minutes depending on metabolism, body weight, and whether taken on empty stomach
• Peak Effects: 2-3 hours after onset; this is when effects are strongest
• Duration: 4-8 hours total; plan for extended experience

Best Use Cases

PEM Chocolate Bars are perfect for long-lasting recreational enjoyment or extended relief. The premium French chocolate makes dosing a delicious experience. Ideal for days off, creative activities, social gatherings with experienced friends, or deep relaxation at home. The variety of flavours (Milk, Dark, Cookies & Cream) and strengths (500mg, 1000mg, 2000mg) allows you to choose the perfect option for your needs. Not recommended before work, driving, or operating machinery.

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

How many mg of THC are in each Pineapple Express Meds Chocolate Bar?

A: PEM Chocolate Bars are available in three strengths: 500mg, 1000mg, or 2000mg total THC per bar. You can divide the bar into smaller portions for precise dosing based on your tolerance. For example, cutting a 1000mg bar into 20 pieces gives you 50mg per piece.

How long do PEM Chocolate Bar edibles take to work?

A: Edibles typically take 30-120 minutes to take effect, depending on your metabolism, body weight, and whether you’ve eaten recently. The peak effects occur 2-3 hours after onset, and the total experience can last 4-8 hours. Always wait at least 2 hours before considering additional consumption.

What flavours of PEM Chocolate Bars are available?

A: Pineapple Express Meds Chocolate Bars come in three delicious flavours made with premium chocolate imported from France: Milk Chocolate for classic creamy sweetness, Dark Chocolate for rich cocoa lovers, and Cookies & Cream for a delightful twist. All flavours are available in 500mg, 1000mg, and 2000mg strengths.

Can I eat a whole PEM Chocolate Bar at once?

A: We strongly advise against eating an entire bar at once, especially if you’re new to edibles. Even the 500mg bar contains a very high dose. Start with 5-10mg for beginners or 15-25mg for experienced users, and wait at least 2 hours before consuming more. The 1000mg and 2000mg bars are intended to be divided into multiple servings.

How should I store my PEM Chocolate Bar?

A: Store your chocolate bar in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and heat. Keep it sealed in the original packaging or an airtight container. Refrigeration can extend shelf life, especially in warm weather, but allow it to come to room temperature before cutting for easier portioning. Always store out of reach of children and pets.

Does Mohawk Medibles ship PEM Chocolate Bars across Canada?

A: Yes! We offer fast, discreet Canada-wide shipping on all Pineapple Express Meds products. Orders placed before 2 PM EST are processed the same day. All packages arrive in plain, unmarked packaging with no indication of contents, ensuring complete privacy and discretion.

Are PEM Chocolate Bars suitable for beginners?

A: Yes, when consumed responsibly. Beginners should start with a very small portion (5-10mg THC) and wait at least 2 hours to assess effects. The ability to cut the bar into precise portions makes it easy to control your dose. Choose the 500mg bar for easier portioning if you’re new to edibles, and always follow the “start low, go slow” principle.